my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
every time i see someone reblog this i lose so much respect for myself omfg
that was the most well-spent 17 seconds of my entire life
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
Well shit man
British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.
The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.
Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.
It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.
*orders an outfit*
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okay so you can win everything up there, but here’s a list anyways.
- either a new special edition animal crossing 3ds or a new 2ds
- Animal crossing: wild world, city folk, and new leaf!!
- Pokemon X+Y, Black/White, and Black/White 2, ORAS
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- three hoodies or jackets, of any kind. (total under $130/ 95 euros)
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- four albums of your choice!! (google play, itunes, or in case/record)
- Two games, for any platform!(xbox,xbox 360, playstation 2-4)
- 3 plushes! (Turret, Sylveon, and Bocconcino)
If you don’t want any specific item, it can be exchanged for another item similar!!
- gender/race/sex/religious stance does not matter
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- Ends December 5th
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- Madoka Magica
- DRAMAtical Murder
- Black Butler
- Doctor Who
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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes